shit 3: the remaining school (9th and 10th class)

I joined new school as a boarding student in my 9th standard. In my previous school, although it's an English medium school the teachers always teach in Telugu due to their mediocre English knowledge. So though im overly confident in my English since was a topper, it's very mediocre.

1. It's my first day in a new school. In English class, teacher asks me where you from. I answered 'i are from some place'. Whole class bursts into laughter. I didn't feel bad as no one made fun of my eye glasses.

2. Some days passed and some people became good friends. One of them would always complements me on my clothes or the fact I'm good in maths. One fine day he told me my walking style was out of this world. I started walking more like it and some even turned heads when I walk. After many days i realised I walk like a girl as I have too thin waist. The reader may cry at this point but please don't and continue reading. 

3. In 9th standard, after a festival holidays. It was a known fact in my class that I was a fan of Jr NTR. I told my friends I saw a new film of NTR but i didnt, which was in theatres. Apparently one other person saw it. That evening during study hours that person who saw it started asking questions about the movie. they were telling me I was correct till some questions and were laughing their hearts out inside. I said enough and went to toilet to cry.

4. One thing about hostel food, I never ate anything which I didn't like in my home. But hostel warden used to harass me if I don't eat something, since it was a small group of students staying at hostel everybody was closely monitored

5. Now I'm in 10th class. One teacher used to beat the hell out of everyone but he didn't beat me once. I used to think may be I was a favourite student of his. But later i overheard him saying if he beat me, I could faint coz i was so weak

6. We used to have early morning study hours where we had to get up at 4.30 am and study. They used to serve milk to all the people. First day of study hours i dropped my mug into the milk can

7. I used to look at a girl and have big crush on her. One day she gave me a letter. As she was handing over I was so excited that i didn't believe what's happening. It was written for me to study and not look at her. I stopped imagining my marriage with her

8. I was expecting to be in top 3 in my 10th board exams and told everyone in my village that I would get certain marks. I was not in even top 30 when results got announced. Even in my village i was not in top 3. It's not a worthy embarrassment but still.

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